[HAM] New Version of HAS Discovered

[Carl Mal]

I took a crack at translating:
 
He says he's desperate, all he thinks about is Hammonds, when he talks about them, he starts to foam at the mouth, his girlfriend doesn't like kissing him when his mouth is all foamy, and he's at risk of losing her.
 
His HAS is starting to affect his job and relationships.  He has lost many friends and aversion therapy didn't work for him.  He is afraid his condition is incurable.
 
Carl
 
> Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:51:17 -0600> From: rickp at tonewheelgeneral.com> To: HAMTECH at MAIL.HAMTECH.ORG; hammond at zeni.net> Subject: [HAM] New Version of HAS Discovered> > Fellow Hammond Addicts,> > I don't usually broadcast stuff that comes into the Hospital's addiction > unit, but this is the first time I've seen or heard of this particular > version of HAS.> > The patient seems to have not been content with merely placing Hammonds > on the floor. He has created several Hammond still life paintings so > that his walls can be covered with the object of his fascination as well.> > I can't read Italian (other than pizza and ravioli) so I'm not sure what > the text says. It might be a plea for help in removing these objects > from his environment. Maybe one of our more knowledgeable members can > elaborate on that.> > http://www.pietroturco.it/pietroturco_IT/H_index.html> > -- > ==> Rick Prevallet
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